Grade: BLet’s face it – the 20th Century Fox music begins, that big green “Lucasfilm Ltd.” logo hits the screen, and John Williams’ stunning symphony begins – and I’m 14 years old all over again. I didn’t just love these films growing up – they literally defined my adolescence. I saw “Star Wars” (long before it was Episode IV -- “A New Hope”) 47 (or was it 49?) times the summer and fall I was 14, I lectured friends that “the severing of a son’s hand by his father in ‘Empire Strikes Back’ was every bit as climactic as the Death Star battle in ‘Star Wars,’ and stood on line for countless hours the first day of “Return of the Jedi,” all the while listening to fellow fanatics (or “Star Warriors” as we were called by the fan club at the time) arguing over whether or not a Jedi could ever take “revenge” (as “Revenge of the Jedi” was the original title of Episode 6, until George Lucas was barraged with letters from outraged fans). I won’t even begin to discuss the devastating crush I had on Mark Hamill. Like I said, these films defined my adolescence.
So, it is difficult to know how to fairly judge this or any other recent installment of the saga. Any “Star Wars” film, even a mediocre one, is, well, a “Star Wars” film for cryin’ out loud. It’s virtually impossible not to be at least somewhat reverential. And while this one doesn’t even come close to the status of the first trilogy (or middle trilogy, depending upon your age and how geekily you look at things), it at least comes far closer to the mythology that we longed for in its predecessor. We meet Luke’s Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru for the first time, we see the origin of the plans for the Death Star, and we hear the first strains of Darth Vader’s theme music. Without giving anything away here, the last 15 minutes of this movie truly reminds us of the heart pounding, tear inducing, overwhelming sensation of those first movies, and it is a thrill not to be missed.
Unfortunately, the end of the film is also a reminder of how much we adored those original characters, how much the philosophy of “the force” instructed many of our own belief systems, and how flat and uninspiring their predecessors are in comparison. The dialogue here is quite dreadful, and all too often made worse by some stunningly bad acting. The plot is much more interesting than “The Phantom Menace,” but also more plodding and confusing. It’s a long haul of exposition, and much too much slow going for long stretches.
The film’s greatest weakness, however, is the total lack of nuance in its character development. Anakin Skywalker is so darn brooding, arrogant, and antagonistic toward Obi-Wan from his first moment on screen, he might as well just put on the black costume and start breathing heavily from the get go. While an episode dealing with Anakin’s Mom in the middle of the film attempts to explain a critical shift in his being, it is simply too contrived and comes too late – he’s already such an unlikable brat it’s hard to illicit much sympathy. Far better had we been afforded the chance to actually care about him, making it all the more painful when we see him slip away to the dark side in Episode 3. While much of the foreshadowing provides the film’s greatest thrills, there is also much that is groan inducing as well. “Why do I think you’re going to be the death of me,” Obi-Wan asks his young protégé, who Anakin refers to as “like a father to me” so many times even Oedipus would get annoyed.
And yet again, those damn computer generated graphics that remove any sense of weight or reality from the proceedings just don’t help at all, especially when animated characters are superimposed into scenes with real actors. Give me Yoda the puppet over Yoda the cartoon any day of the week.
Still, there is much to admire here. Ewan McGregor does a nice job providing us with a sense of the Alec Guiness that is to come, and the movie has a much more fitting darker, more ominous tone than the kiddyland “Phantom Menace.” When Yoda declares that “The Clone War has begun,” it is indeed a moment that manages to take our breath away. “Star Wars” is truly our myth, no different from “The Illiad” and “The Odyssey” of another age. These films are so important to who many of us are, that judgment and analysis and criticism both can’t be helped and is also ultimately meaningless. Is this film as good as the first three? Of course not. Is it still “Star Wars? Uh huh. Will I see this one again? I’m embarrassed to respond. Will I run like mad to see the next one? Like the total fanatic I am.
And, man of man, has the stage been set for one hell of a bridge to our childhood memories.
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