Ray

Grade: C-
New Movie Rules:
1) No more neon lights, spinning records, or Billboard Magazines to represent being on the road, recording new albums, or climbing the charts.
2) No more comatose audiences who are immediately won over and start clapping and dancing 30 seconds into your first song.
3) No more coming up with instant classics after only 30 seconds of piddling on the piano.
4) No more sweaty, hand-fan waving, Baptist funerals where the mourner throws herself on the coffin.
5) No more heroin addicts being introduced to the big, bad world of drugs by being offered a drag off a marijuana cigarette.
6) No more bribing radio stations to get your song some air time.
7) Never ever say “It’s cold out there” under any circumstances.
8) Never call your mistress by your wife’s name.
9) Vomiting = pregnant. Always.
10) Richard Schiff (Toby from “West Wing”) should never, ever, ever be permitted to wear a hairpiece.
Ray arrives alone in Seattle to begin his career, and hears a teenager playing a trumpet outside a two bit jazz club because he’s too young to actually enter. The lad introduces himself as Quincy Jones. Oy. You just know you’re in big trouble.
Jamie Foxx is thoroughly believable as Ray Charles – he smiles, bobs and lip-syncs in all the right places. But there is not one single, solitary, isolated, split second, prayed for moment that is not the cliché-ridden stereotype of a singing sensation’s meteoric, drug addicted, womanizing rise to fame, fortune, fall from grace and ultimate redemption. Add blindness (replete with “Institute for the Blind” infomercials about the power of hearing in a world of darkness) and stir. Add childhood, sepia-like, sugary dripping flashbacks and stirring becomes more difficult. Add a final, withdrawal-induced reunion with dead relatives who tell you to make them proud and the time has come to throw the concoction out and start all over again.
The film comes in at 2½ long hours, yet covers the final 40+ years of Ray Charles’ life in a 30 second crawl on the screen. I guess nothing interesting happened.
Hit the road, Jack, and don’t you come back no more no more no more no more.
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